As they say time waits for no man so I'll play you my songs with my hands And if you hate I'll understand If you're late I'll understand As they say "time waits for no man" So I'll play you my songs with my hands And if you hate I'll understand If you're late I'll understand if you hate I'll understand If you're late I'll understand

You call me on the phone your eyes are red I'm a pet for you when you're upset And you were blowing smoke out from your chest you always run to me like I'm bulletproof Don't make a habit out of that I'm not your dad Go ask him to come back Don't make a habit out of that I'm not your dad Go ask him to come back Your Daisy Dukes don't lie and your bad tattoos tell me I should wear my running shoes you keep them by the door when we're in bed you keep me pinned down with your sleeping head You call me for a ride on Friday night and you're on your worst behavior we sit in awkward silence at red lights and I'm smooth as sanding paper Don't make a habit out of that I'm not your dad Go ask him to come back Don't make a habit out of that I'm not your dad Go ask him to come back Don't make a habit out of that I'm not your dad Go ask him to come back Don't make a habit out of that I'm not your dad Go ask him to come back

Punk Rocker girls are the best you can get you know you're dumb when the sun sets and you're in a world of terminal regret you know you can't get too upset Cuz you're not that old yet you're not that old yet You're not that old yet you're not that old yet The days go slow but the weeks go fast you turn around and a years gone past you're looking back on when you were cutting class you're thinking maybe you'll go back Cuz you're not that old yet you're not that old yet You're not that old yet you're not that old yet

Are you happy now you're on your own Am I too late for those Rolling Stones Is it too late to forget you? Hold me accountable or I'll leave it heads or tails Hold me responsible or I'll end up dead in jail I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you Are you happy now I'm on your door Is it too late to settle the score Am I too late to forget you Hold me accountable or I'll leave it heads or tails Hold me responsibe or I'll end up dead in jail I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling to you I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling to you I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling to you I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling to you Hold me accountable or I'll leave it heads or tails Hold me responsible or I'll end up dead in jail I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling I'm shipping and handling to you Are you happy now you're on your own Am I too late for those Rolling Stones Is it too late to forget you? Hold me accountable or I'll leave it heads or tails Hold me responsible or I'll end up dead in jail I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you I got a tv box and sealed it up and mailed myself to you

Phoebe Mosey wasn't any old American girl on the rural western border she was shooting squirrels Learned to fire a rifle when she was very young father died of pneumonia and she would soon become Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie Oakley Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie O Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie Oakley Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie O Phoebe Mosey wasn't any old American girl on the rural western border she was shooting squirrels Learned to fire a rifle when she was very young father died of pneumonia and she would soon become Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie Oakley Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie O Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie Oakley Shooting Annie O Annie O Annie O

It's your wedding day how do you feel not a cloud for miles this can't be real Roses are red violets are blue It's your wedding day

my table's never set my bed's never made this concrete's almost set then I'll be stuck in place

Now you smell like bad breath and old cigarettes and ya taste like Menthol Since our mutual friend left we've been on the crest of a total downfall Two lefts don't make a right If you turn your back you're still in sight Two rights don't make a wrong Today I'm too depressed I'll go to bed I'll get some rest Tomorrow tomorrow's gone Now you smell like bad breath and old cigarettes and ya taste like Menthol Since our mutual friend left we've been on the crest of a total downfall Two lefts don't make a right If you turn your back you're still in sight Two rights don't make a wrong Today I'm too depressed I'll go to bed I'll get some rest Tomorrow tomorrow's gone Now you smell like bad breath and old cigarettes and ya taste like Menthol Since our mutual friend left we've been on the crest of a total downfall Two lefts don't make a right If you turn around you're still in sight Two rights don't make a wrong Today I'm too depressed I'll go to bed I'll get some rest Tomorrow tomorrow's gone Tomorrow tomorrow's gone Tomorrow tomorrow's gone

I'm so super sonic and I think I'm in love with you Don't know how to stop it even if I wanted to You know I love you don't ya You know I love you don't ya You know I love you don't ya You know I love you don't ya now I'm so super sonic and I think I'm in love with you don't know how to stop it even if i wanted to Ya know I luv ya dontcha u kno i luv ya dontcha YA KNOW I LOVE YA DONT YA YA KNOW I LOVE YA DONT YA you know I love you don't you? imsosupersonicandithinkiminlovewithyou dontknowhowtostopitevenifiwantedto YA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHAYA KNOW I LOVE YA DONTCHA

I don't wanna be friends anymore Cuz you're so boring And every time we hang out I just end up more depressed And every morning I wake up in the same position Thinking maybe somehow This ones different from the rest But you are what you are So I won't hold my breath Waiting for you Cuz if I do I know That I'll be seeing stars I know how that sounds But I've learned that it's best to tell it true Before the truth just rolls around and comes around Around on you Around on you

We got the AC on now I think everything's gonna be fine fine We got the AC on now I think everything's gonna be alright Do you think it's true that Snapple facts aren't really facts they're just stretches of the truth Well if that's true my Snapple cap collections worth what I'm worth to you This is the anthem for sore losers and poor sports And I'm living proof that the good guys always finish last nice guys always finish last Good guys always finish last Nice guys always finish last This is the anthem for sore losers and poor sports And I'm living proof that the good guys always finish last nice guys always finish last Good guys always finish last Nice guys always finish last We got the AC on now I think everything's gonna be fine fine We got the AC on now I think everything's gonna be alright

you never called me back what'd you mean by that what's another five minutes what's another ten minutes of black I'm getting your machine what the fucks that mean did you love me for a minute then decide that you were finished with me? Don't leave me suicidal stuck in this downward spiral If you don't love me just let me know I need some reconcile don't leave me in denial If you don't want me just let me go I bet you lost your phone you'll call me when you're home I'm checking every five minutes and I'm losing all self control Now I'm on my feet cuz I just can't sleep did you love me for a minute then decide that you were finished with me? Don't leave me suicidal stuck in this downward spiral If you don't love me just let me know I need some reconcile don't leave me in denial If you don't want me just let me go

This is the song for someday that never comes And I'll be strong one day with better lungs And I'll break those bad habits I'll change my ways for you I'll find the time to practice I'll get away from this Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane This is the song for someday that never was And I'll be stronger one day I'll overcome And I'll buy a bigger mattress I'll fight my way for you I'll wrap mine up in plastic And throw it away with this Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Like in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane Life in the slow lane

You took the last bus over to the place where the asphalt meets the sky it's trading gold for silver ain't it funny how there's nothing enough money can't buy and you won't look over your shoulder cuz you were never really one for a long goodbye when you were seven once you tried to make yourself cry watching lights going out from the fireflies I could never seem to keep it all inside You took the last bus over to the place where the asphalt meets the sky its only gold for silver ain't it funny how there's nothing enough money won't buy And I won't look over my shoulder cuz my entire life's been one big long goodbye sitting at the top of the stairs I used to hear my mom cry watching lights from the planes as they fly by ain't it funny how the time just flies by You took the last bus over to the place where the asphalt meets the sky its only gold for silver ain't it funny how there's nothing enough money won't buy and I won't look over my shoulder And you were never really what you call satisfied always looking out the corners of your rolling eyes I remember when a little part of you died and I don't ever want to see that look in your eyes again So fly away my friend your eyes again fly away my friend your eyes again fly away my friend your eyes again fly away my friend your eyes again fly away my friend your eyes again fly away my friend your eyes again fly away my friend